He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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