If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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