Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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