Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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