I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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