Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Send help, water and tortillas.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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