That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
