i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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