We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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