So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
