Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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