You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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