The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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