Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
