Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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