We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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