there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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