But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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