I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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