I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize