i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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