scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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