therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How does it feel to date your dad?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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