Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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