So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
