I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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