Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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