i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i dont even know how to be here
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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