And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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