3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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