i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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