it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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