I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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