Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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