i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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