It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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