I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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