There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
