Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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