my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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