If that was your dad, he is hot
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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