Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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