he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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