ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
