let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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