Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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