Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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