Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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