Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
