Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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