so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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