Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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