I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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